We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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