In the future we'll all be gay
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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