I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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