just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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