My underwear smells like fireworks.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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