It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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