I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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