I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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