No, you can still breathe under the balls.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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