Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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