Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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