Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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