It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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