So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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