He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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