You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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