I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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