I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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