Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Shame - the story of my life.
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