I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
NoShamevember. You game?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
