Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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