Non-Jews are for practice
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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