i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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