All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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