Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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