She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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