And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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