I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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