yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ladies don't puke and tell
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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