we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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