Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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