im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Of course I have a pirate flag
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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