make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i dont even know how to be here
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My dick has a subreddit
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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