Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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