like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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