If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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