$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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