Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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