It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Randomize
