break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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