If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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