i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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