i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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