Christians are straight up FREAKS
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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