Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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