I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just puked most of my soul out..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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