She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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