They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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