yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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