So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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