yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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