i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
then he tried to convert me to islam
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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