She said her name was "party"
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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