We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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