Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
either way he was missing a nipple.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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