My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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